Mami You Aint Wifey..

Attention all ladies!

I got a couple things on my mind I gotta release,
Pay attention and take notes
Read this.Pass it around please,

Now u say u want man handlin his..No kids,
No Ex-convict,drug dealin,"baby lemme hold something..I'll pay back wit dis d***!

Sights stuck on a nigga u fail to put ur self in position to see!?
Well let's separate the "temporary entertainment" from the oh so rare WIFEY..

Mami u ain't wifey if: when u suddenly need something from the mall,to get it u call dat bum nigga u know who'd bust a nut just from seein yo name pop up on his fone give u the money his lazy ass makes from the block jus so u can go get dem jay'z errbody gone have next week..

Mami u aint wifey if: You have ever felt in ur heart u wanted a baby "because everybody else has one"..

Mami u ain't wifey if: Your the type of female who says, "heyy girl wassup ? How u been!? Call me girl!" & then talk shit like "I can't stand her ass..she a hoe.She fake.." AFTER she walks AWAY..

Mami u ain't wifey if: You really believe yo WHOLE crew look good..(especially if it's more than 3 of y'all) lol one of them "bad bitches" LITERALLY looks BAD !

Mami u ain't wifey if: Yo azz can't cook ! (No.noodles,burgers,macaroni, & anything of that nature doesn't count!)

**Mami u ain't wifey if: Yo shoes are dirty......EVER...ughhhhh!**

Mami u ain't wifey if: U smoke or drink more than yo nigga..hol up,nah if u do either excessively ! NOT sexy!

Mami u ain't wifey if: Yo hair ain't NEVA done !! Fuck a pony tail ladies..puhleeze !

Mami u ain't wifey if: You rock multiple colors in yo damn hair! (streaks of neutral colors that coordinate is coo..but blue,red,purple?? C'mon u damn snow cone!

Mami u ain't wifey if: U tell yo girls, "mmmhm girl I got a good one ! He ain't been to jail,he aint got no babymama,he got a job, & he can read ! Lol seriously, wat ARE ur standards!?

Mami u ain't wifey if: U can't put it on yo nigga so good you ain't worried bout him cheatin..( I understand some niggaz is jus dumb doe..But u shoulda knew dat!)

Mami u ain't wifey if: someone asked u, "how many people have u had sex with?" and the 1st thing ur eyes do is look up like u countin ceiling tiles...lol

Mami u ain't wifey if: You think everybody uses big ass words..Nah your just dumb.

I mean I really shouldn't have to elaborate much more.These just a few of the traits that exempt u from being the true definition of "Wifey"..I've seen this term used many occasions, but only few really qualify...

This is just my angle..
Just an opinion..

But if u agree...where do u stand ladies?!